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minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·4 days agoIt’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoNah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoHey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that. That badonky gonna baboomy.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Nah. All the battery power needs tpbe stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!