That’s supposed to be a punishment? They’re letting him brag
Am I out of touch? No, it’s all of society outside of my congregation that’s wrong.
That isn’t a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Well, it IS a joke. They’re a joke.
Just not the funny kind.
Happy cake day
WOOOOOO!!!
eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah… Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?
“Congratulations on your annual reminder that the organized internet has been both your downfall and your salvation.”
Lemmiversary?
just say the 🥚 emoji to them
this totally doesnt already mean something
I mean, people like that would be funny, if they weren’t also causing real lasting damage.
Then maybe this kid is getting a valuable lesson in bubbles and how stupid his is
We do all live in hell tbf
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)
Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We’re not billionaires.
Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?
Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴☠️ and might have parents that could post bail
If you ask yourself what kind of people support those billionaires, that dude, right there.
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
Preach
That’s better.
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out
It is really a meme if it doesn’t have boomer aspect ratio issues?
Jesus didn’t die for good cropping
Jesus didn’t die for you, Jesus didn’t die for me. Jesus didn’t die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I’m onto something here)
Anyway, here’s Wonder Wall
Thanks, that was hell on mobile.
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
In other words: a totally normal kid
Quickly, drug him!
but not the weed!
From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Hell yeah brother. Represent.
Wait… Bro, you’re punishing him… For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
And MY AXE!
If you don’t sin, he died for nothing.
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you’ll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
That got weird fast
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.
That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the ‘Hub’, that will show him.
Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I’m a massage therapist and I’ll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
IRL Quagmire lmao
I wouldn’t wish that on my medium enemies. There’s pokemon porn. There’s ninja turtle porn. There’s freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz… I need to go to pornhub
You don’t got sell it so hard man…
I’ll take a number one and two number threes
I think it’s time we take a stand for what we believe in
There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.
What a presidential guy.
This kid will be alright
