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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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White House Says We Had to Bomb Iran Because Trump Had a “Feeling”

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    He wants to do a nuke so bad.

    We should all be terrified.

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      He really wants to drop the bomb. Its so fucked up

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        Everyone’s got their kink.

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        I’m reasonably sure that is “the big one” he mentioned the other day.

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          My thoughts too

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        “First president to do it in over 80 years. They said it couldn’t be done. 'Sir, you can’t do this,” they said. The greatest president in American history, the strongest president. They came to me with tears in their eyes, they said ‘please sir, don’t do it.’"

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        Someone just nuke his ass first.

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      He is fucking busy shitting his pants and napping in his retirement home in Florida.

      It’s the ghouls around him that actually have the follow through to make sense of the mad kings ramblings.

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      I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

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    From the makers of “Vibe Coding”, we present to you “Vibe foreign policy!”

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      You’re absolutely right! I told you to bomb Iran without considering all of the obvious fallout. That’s on me, and in the future I’ll do more to accurately convey the potential ramifications of any foreign policy decisions I suggest.

      In the meantime, I can help you spin this disaster. Let me know if you want me to:

      🦅 Help draft a propaganda piece smearing any detractors as unpatriotic

      💣 Generate an image that looks like satellite imagery of a weapons grade uranium enrichment facility

      👶 Organize a hangout with your friends to help blow off some steam

      Just let me know what you’d like me to get started on. And remember, you got this!

      • reptar@lemmy.world
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        Spot on!

    • calmblue75@lemmy.ml
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      It is about pre-emptively invading other countries on the basis of made up attacks.

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    Deja Vu all over again…

    George Bush: ‘God told me to end the tyranny in Iraq’

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    Hopefully that feeling is his left arm going tingly and numb because he’s about to have a massive heart attack that’ll finally finish the fucking job.

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    what was he feeling? little children?

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    that feeling is the pressure of the epstein files being released.

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    Republicans have cosigned all this shit by not impeaching him.

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    The president had a feeling, again, based on fact

    Calling it “fact” doesn’t make it one

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    That was just the incontinence.

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    Someone should ask him if he feels the rest of the Epstein Files are hiding in Tehran.

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    Me, I just wipe and flush the toilet after I have one of those feelings.

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    🎶

    "And when I get that feeling, I want military healing.

    Military healing is good for me

    Makes me feel so fine, it’s such a rush

    Helps to relieve the mind (of Epstein files), and it’s good for us (mostly me)"

    🎶

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      I was going to go with Boston.

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    Remember, he doesn’t need those daily intelligence briefings because he’s a smart person.

    Since he knows more than his generals.

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    Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

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      Ooo! Ooo!

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