Soup of the morning to you
What’s soup, dog?
Nothing much, soup?
Dog soup, what’s much with you?
What are you eating under there?
soup.
My soup of the morning is a double-shot flat white with half a sugar
And a double espresso thrown down my neck just before I drive to work
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🎼Out past the corncobs where the cream got heavy.
Out in the back seat of my ‘60 Chevy.
Workin’ on mysteries without any clues.
Workin’ on our night soups.
Trying’ to make some front page drive-in news.
Practicing our night soups in the summertime. 🎶I woke last night to the sound of chowder
Was the stove turned off I sat and wondered?
Started simmerin’ a soup from 1962
Ain’t it funny how the night soups?
When you just don’t seem to have as much to chew
Strange how the night soups
Day Soup
Fighter of the Night Soup
Chowder of the sun
You’re a something of something
And bread bowls for everyoneBolstered with Cheddar cheese
And breadbowls for everyone!
The soup of the night happens when my stomach didn’t agree with the soup of the day
What does this frog have to do with anything?
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oh my gosh jaybone you can’t just ask a frog what they have to do with anything
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Ribbet
Rationale: soup or the night might have ribs in it
Edit: or whole frogs if you live in France
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Wow
Frogs are just one of the vocal ambassadors of the otherwise ellusive creatures of the night. A frog is just a really good mascots for the team.
Fun fact: some languages, like Swedish, differentiate between day as in not night (dag) and day as in 24h (dygn)
We have identified the pun and removed the relevant ambiguity. The appropriate records will be updated within one business dygn. 😐
I’ve been invited to two Slovak weddings now and let me tell you, soup of the night is absolutely a thing. And I think without it, I wouldn’t have survived those events. So much Slivovica 😮
I feel like this is the opening for a parody/humor creepypasta radio drama.
If I ever open that restaurant that I’ve been meaning to open for the past 20 years, I am using this on my menu.
I AM THE NIGHT!
I… Am Batsoup!
I am the one who soups.
ehehehe my wife is going to either love or hate this
In Finnish you can talk about booze as soup, so this makes perfect sense
Somewhat related Jaloviina advertisement from the past https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0aeqCbLYPvs
Translation
But this is pretty good booze
Booze demon: let’s take soup properly today
Naah but we have to work tomorrow
This is the Choose Your Own Adventure font
For chicken noodle turn to page 6 of the menu. For ham chowder turn to page 10.
Night soups are the thin, brothy ones. Day soups are the thick, hearty ones.
Day soups > night soups.
Our soup of the day is the minestrone.
Our soup of the night is the Cleveland steamer.
That’s more like a sausage than a soup. Maybe a paté.
It’s kind of like a corn chowder mixed with a beef stew.
