Btw, Puerto Ricans are US citizens. But don’t let that stop them.
Also can’t spell cue.
He used the fancier looking one just for safety lmao
Like “use” and “utilize”.
Perchance.
I support your right to just say “perchance.”
Happenstance
Oh shit, that reminds me- I’ve got a turt stomping appointment at 2:30.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercorrection
My favorite is habanero — there’s no ñ, just n, but some will make a show of pronouncing it with the incorrect ñ sound.
Flañ
Just…ño.
ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña ña Catman
There’s also hypercorrectioncorrection: I’ve had people tell me “piñata” is wrong and it’s actually “pinata” without the y sound.
Ja-lap-eh-no
I like when people spell it “que”.
Or just had a boneappletea moment.
get in line
Let me see your bestest wine
At least it wasn’t “que”, which I’ve seen far too often.
Queueue
“I know how to spell queueueueueue, I just don’t know when to stop”
And it still wouldn’t make sense if he did 💀
Q?!?! Q?!?! Finally, the signal that Q-Anon has been right all along!
Disgusting that this is who superbowl picked for their halftime show… Claims to be a bunny, but turns out he’s just some human dude. Typical.
So… would you say he’s pretty bad at being a bunny? Like he’s a bad bunny?
The worst bunny I’ve ever seen!
second worst for me
🤯
He’s not even that bad, I want my money back
He’s a RaDicAl Trans-Species Turrist!
And have you heard him perform? His music may not be your preferred style but you’d be hard pressed to call it ‘bad’.
Generally, when it comes to genres that I dislike, I cannot tell the difference between good and bad.
That’s the only thing about him that upsets me: his music sounds nothing like his name implies.
It’s actually impressive how insanely wrong they are.
You know what ‘citizen’ means now though.
I am, of course, disgusted with this choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.
The obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name, killing everyone watching over the age of 65.
Travis takes the name Swift. Conservative men melt down so badly that one of them goes out and blows Erika Kirk’s head off.
Then we’d get “he followed Taylor Swift news, so he must have been a trans leftist!!”
Taylor, make this happen
This would be divineeee.
I am, of course, disgusted with your proposed choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.
The even more obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enter a civil union during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name while also announcing she is 4 months pregnant and the unborn child should be referred to as “they/them”, killing nearly 40% of all viewers.
Evil doctors could use evil medbeds to change the baby’s gender in utero
Can we figure out what to make Bad Bunny do to inflict total boomercide?
Speedo.
With a Palestinian flag.
I would have been delighted if this happened. Like, cackling with joy!
Rhianna is from Barbados? Huh, TIL.
Hmm, this got me to look up the demonym for people from Barbados. I hoped it would be something interesting, but the official one is pretty boring: Barbadians. But, the unofficial one is a bit interesting: Bajans. I thought it would be pronounced like the Spanish “baja”, but apparently it’s “Bay - jenz”. Which is a bit cool. Not as cool as their flag, but still cool.
I’m going with Barbadasses
Yeah, same, I literally had no idea untill this post, hah!
yessss i can say i like music from barbados with confidence now, never having been to nor googled barbadosian music
Total random association + I listened to this this morning so you should too:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qj5x6pbJMyU
You are now also hopefully a fan of the godfather of afrobeat music.
hell yeah
That’s always what’s happening when they want to use the N-word and remember they shouldn’t and then try to say it with other words.
Sometimes, the stupid, it burns.
Sadly, it burns all of us.
That’s how you know it’s working.
It’s upsetting that people can be colossally stupid and factually incorrect and face no meaningful consequences. Like, who is the OP? Why are they just walking around without a warning sign that says like “This person is stupid”?
Nature has a way of warning others, just look for a red hat or American flag
It is so wild how consistently I can know someone is an ignorant tear, scaling directly in level of ignorance proportionate to how many/how big their American flags are.
I live in the Philadelphia suburbs and it’s crazy how many times I’m behind some dickhead with a red hat and I assume it’s a MAGA hat only to find out it’s a Phillies hat. I’ve actually never once seen a MAGA hat here.
I remember being amazed to learn Puerto Rico is part of the US… In 4th grade.
Yeah, I learned this about that age when it was announced that our state (SD) was 51st in the nation for teacher pay after PR. That’s also about the time a neighboring county had the highest suicide rate in the world. Good ol’ Midwestern values.
The US is trying to reject a part of their own territory as American.
Meanwhile, PRC is trying to claim territory not under the PLA’s control as Chinese.
Ironic lol
Puerto Rico should just do a Taiwan tbh. I mean if they aren’t treated like Americans, you might as well.
They receive a lot of benefits as a territory. And whether the Hispanic media portrays it or not, they are a very impoverished community. Them declaring independence is never gonna happen.
What’s the point on those “benefits” is they are very impoverished.
Arguably we should remove the quotes so they get actual benefits. PR deserves better from us
You can see how thriving its neighbors are without receiving those “benefits”.
Ikr? Cuba is thriving so much despite all the embargo on it and countries that do business with it. US never bullies or destabilize region and countries for their benefits, especially their neighbors.
If someone receives US “benefits”, it must thrive at all cost, like Afghanistan.
I wonder if the FCC will come down harder on this than the Janet Jackson nipple slip
They are insane…
All religions are a delusional psychiatric disorder.
“Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny appearing in the Superbowl”
Honestly, “Puerto Rican” is the most appealing part of that sentence for me XD
If the puppy bowl doesn’t feature a poorly-behaved bun I’ll be quite mad
You are a genius!
“But he’s not one of the right citizens.”
- that guy’s reply, probably
Or, “He’s not a real citizen though”, and he’d be somewhat right. Puerto Ricans who move to a US state have the same rights as other US citizens. But, Puerto Ricans who live in Puerto Rico definitely don’t.
I knew Rhianna is from Barbados, and that British rock bands are generally British. But I had no idea Shakira was Colombian!
She is Colombian and half Lebanese, too.
And that is how she gives 150% at her shows!
(Sorry. Bad dad joke.)
This joke was really a stretch
(More dad jokes)
“¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así!”
I never learned any Spanish. I can barely guess at some meaning when its written thanks to learning French and random other bits and pieces of romance languages getting stuck in my head at some points.
So now that you wrote it out, yeah I guess that would be obvious, when she says they dance like that in Barranquilla. But there’s no chance I would have ever heard that 😁
